by Veryangryrussianthatgothit July 26, 2020
Get the Russian abuse mug.When you pull out of a girl who is laying prone as you are having sex with her, you cum on your stomach and chest. She lays there until it dries then she picks it off and eats it like potato chips.
by PEEGARGLER September 13, 2025
Get the Russian Alligator mug.Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”
Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”
Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”
Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
by Joe E C June 17, 2022
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Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.
by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024
Get the Russian blitz mug.noun:
1) A teacup originating from Russia.
adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.
verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.
1) A teacup originating from Russia.
adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.
verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.
1) Guy 1: Man, this is really heavy..
Guy 2: That's what she said!
Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.
2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...
-silence-
Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...
Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.
Guy 2: That's what she said!
Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.
2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...
-silence-
Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...
Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.
by Stooojj May 3, 2013
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Get the Russian Butt-Touch mug.When you defecate In a condom, tie the end and place it in the freezer until frozen. Now take frozen shit inside the condom and fuck your self with it
by LG2TrappyTiles December 7, 2023
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