She drinks wine not alcohol cause she’s a bougieee betch👩🏽 🦱🍷…she’s so nice😌 except when she’s not…just like yessica she’s so cool😎 very cool
by rhvbarbz November 21, 2021
Get the Jordan Gympiesmug. Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.
Michael Jordan: What is the question?
Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?
*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*
Michael Jordan: What is the question?
Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?
*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*
by Roaster23 January 8, 2017
Get the Michael Jordanmug. 
I don't think this is knowable.
Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
by Palm Knee July 1, 2025
Get the Jordan Petersonmug. by cloutedmatt April 2, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. A very normal human being that is named jordan can either be a girl or a boy but if its a boy stay away from him he's most likely weird and dyslexic.
by Mayo_nice September 18, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy
Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English?
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years
by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
Get the Jordanmug.