Watering the Pumpkins

To urinate on a woman's large breasts.

I caught him in the shower with a stripper... He was watering the pumpkins.

by CozyMolar August 9, 2013

Agave water

Tequila. The name is derived from it's appearance to water, and it's base ingredient being agave.

Eric: Want to take shots of agave water with me?

Sam: Sure, I need to get drunk tonight.

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Parker: Can you pick up a bottle of agave water for me?

Byron: What is that?

Parker: Tequila

by AUDX November 30, 2011

Signs Water

Water that has been left sitting around the house in a glass for an extended period of time (hours, days, weeks) in the same manner that the girl in Shyamalans movie "Signs" did. This also renders the water questionable as a source of hydration but makes it the perfect weapon against hydrophobic extraterrestrials.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without a drink but I refuse to drink the Signs Water on the windowsill from yesterday.

by Soundbitesizedsnacks January 8, 2012

water purifier

when the customer places himself under a mesh camping table while their partner vigorously defecates on the surface of the table sorting the peanut and corn from the poop. in case the customer has an allergy.

Josh gave shawn a water purifier at church camp.

by poolboy6969696969696969 June 15, 2011

Water Socking

When a homosexual fills a sock full of water balloon's and shoves it up his anal cavity as his partner rides his erection.

Hey Rick i heard you and Mike went water socking last night.

by watersockingareus June 28, 2011

water chestnut

Slang term for a white person, a cracker, honkey, a yankee.

"Yo dawg stop trippin, he's just a water chestnut anyway!"

by m32011 September 16, 2011

Piss Water

Beer of extremely poor quality that is commonly mass produced and brewed using non traditional means.

"American beer is all piss water!"

by MistressChing January 15, 2023