Turked

To be rectal reliefed.

I would sooner be turked by a sifalitic bear

by Shmooky September 25, 2020

Twurkey

The best creation ever made on youtube. A twerking turkey known as "Twurkey", not "Twerky" or "Twurky". NOT A SEXUAL ANIMAL! TWURKEY IS INNOCENT!

Guy 1: Did you see that cool Twurkey video last night?
Guy 2: Of course I did, it's so cool...

by evernagain July 16, 2021

Turked up in Caicos

Feeling of excitement and/or arousal from any given situation. The presence of the feelings associated with an erection while not necessarily having one. Synonymous with bricked up, fully torqued, hard as a rock.

Friend: Damn that cutie has been staring at you for a minute now
Me: Oh I know, I am fully turked up in caicos right now

by AgressivelyMediocre May 30, 2022

chelsea turvey

The most perfect woman ever. She has the looks and the heart. Holy fuck it’s amazing how hot she is. She is like a rare veiw. I love a chelsea turvey.

OMFG chelsea Turvey is hot af

by Laurie Siena Shane sand d d October 2, 2019

Carve some turkeys

When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.

They went to go carve some turkeys.

by Gobblegobble November 27, 2013

save the turkeys. LALA

A big fat round butt

John: save the turkeys. LALA! (Which means: That girl has a fine booty over there

by THE REAL TURKEY AFGGGGGG September 25, 2019

tunkey

adj. firm; undercooked; not squishy. Often used to describe vegetables.

"These carrots are awfully tunkey tonight!"

by tunkalicious February 3, 2012