Trailer turd

Body waste after eating white trash foods like Squeeze cheese, pork rinds, Spam or anything out of a toaster oven.

"Don't use the trailer's bathroom for a few, I just had major trailer turd."

by Ferocia October 9, 2012

trideep

doing nothing at all, while wacthing others do their or his stuff.

Hey, look at his wife having sex with his friend. she is being trideeped.

by rjt163 April 13, 2007

turd

big, long, piece of shit. xD

everyone about he big rolling turd and go watch RV!!!!

by angela ahhaha January 1, 2009

turd lapper

one who lapps turds as a dog lapps water

"look at that turd lapper"

by AJR1960 September 14, 2007

turd rifle

A person who talks volumes crap

Chief James said "boy you just shot so much shit; that your turd rifle must have been stuck in automatic!"

by melanchete October 26, 2007

Turd Sandwiches

An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.

A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"

by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

Turd Dropper

When a turd collects on the rear section of a kitty cat later dropping into your bed. Later to be found stuck in your hair after waking up.

That fucking cat is such a turd dropper!

by BaLListic_Evo March 30, 2009