tits money

something you say when something is awesome

That rebel flag is frickin tits money

by white as mayo July 24, 2017

trumpet tits

A Female with big tits and a VERY loud voice like a trumpet

Fuck sake Sharon, shut your big gob..... Trumpet Tits!

by spazee July 24, 2010

tit-sicles

Tits so succulent you can eat them.

Brydon Woah did you see hal's moms tit-sicles?

PJ See em? i sucked em!

by HalYurAznPal December 4, 2007

Tits McGee

A snarky comment insecure women sometimes make about their smarter, more curvaceous female co-workers to deflect attention from their own issues.

This term may be used under the false assumption that any reference to "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" will make the user more desirable to men in the immediate vicinity (not unless you're cute too).

Clever Ms. Batparts, in an effort to quash her own nickname "assplay," went about the office referring to her colleague as Tits McGee.

by Espectaculare September 29, 2010

Cheese Tits

This is a nickname given to a girl with breasts which are very saggy. Often when a girl loses large quantities of weight the breasts lose volume, but the skin is still the same size. In this situation her breasts become a similar consistency to sacks, loosely filled with cottage cheese. Hence the nickname Cheese Tits.

"I got this girl home thinking she was slammin hot. Got to second base and realized she had Cheese Tits. gross.

by FatBitchKilla April 4, 2008

tit carrier

sex position in which a girl is laid horizontally on her back and moves in a way such that her breasts flap horizontally, resembling jets taking off from an aircraft carrier

"I totally made my girl into a tit carrier last night!"
"Dude, you're awesome! I bet her titties flew like jets off an aircraft carrier!"

by Bambit He-Slug December 11, 2009

Ladle Tits

boobies that are saggy and shaped like a ladle. usually found on women.

that woman needs a bra, she has some serious ladle tits

by doooooo meeeeeeeeee March 29, 2009