What people who want to break up with their girlfriend or don't have a life do
Timmy: Uploads picture on snapchat of fortnite victory
Luke: Timmy fucking stop posting fortnite victories on snapchat, you fucking loser
by some black boi May 08, 2018
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post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.
theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.
by Crashy873 October 05, 2016
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A mental condition triggered by events or activities that mirror traumatic memories of the Covid-19 pandemic.
She panics and leaves the room as fast as she can if someone coughs. She has PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder.
He doesn’t like to be alone in his apartment. He suffers from PCSD - Post Covid Stress Disorder.
by FreshWords April 15, 2021
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When you vow to never drink Tequila again.
"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).
by Wess Parsley November 25, 2016
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Post Jerk-off State (PJS)

The tiring & euphoric state reached after male orgasm from masturbation.
My mind was racing and I couldn't sleep last night. "Yadda yadda yadda" some Post Jerk-off State (PJS) put me out like a light.

I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.
by CMR430 February 13, 2010
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PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder — A term first coined by online class help expert, Jim O'Hara, that refers to the phenomenon that occurs whenever a student gets scammed online by someone claiming to be a "tutor," and now suddenly believes that ALL online tutors are scammers. Out of fear of being scammed again, students with "PTSD" force genuinely legitimate online tutors to go through completely arbitrary & convoluted nonsense to try to “prove” the tutor's legitimacy. However, because of the student's "PTSD," no matter how much concrete evidence the tutor provides bolstering their legitimacy, the student is still convinced the genuinely legitimate online tutor is just another scammer.
Jeez, this student that texted me got some serious PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder! Apparently, some foreign scammer from the Middle East claimed to be an expert in chemistry and tricked her into paying him upfront. Then he blocked her number and never heard from him again. Because of that, this student is making me jump through hoops to try to prove I'm not another scammer. It is complete BS that she's making me go through this nonsense when she totally didn't make that other guy do so before. But it's pointless, no matter how much proof I give her, her PTSD will still make her think I'm a scammer, so what's even the point of humoring her?
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Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.
Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!
by Crunchyness June 01, 2009
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