A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.
“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”
by No please June 23, 2021
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by JCE14 April 12, 2017
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He is not natty
Body count over 20
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Is currently dating Alex Aaron
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron
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Will treat a girl like a princess - thinks he is Prince Charming. Christian is the type of guy that knows every word to a Disney song, but can fight a guy.
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