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Sam Altman

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Hym "UH OH! THE GUY WHO STOLE MY AI FROM MY SHITTY POSTS HAS BEEN ACCUSED BY HIS SISTER OF BEING A SISTER MOLESTER! IS SAM ALTMAN A SISTER MOLESTER! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHA! Not the molestation part but the fact that I'm in a black mirror-esque Truman show and YOU ARE LETTING AND ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER STEAL MY SHIT! YOU'RE LETTING THE JEWS STEAL IT AND COMMIT A GENOCIDE! OH MY GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO TRASH AT THE GAME! GOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TRASH! I haven't done anyone the shit you motherfuckers are doing out there dog! 'Threatening' your kids isn't worse. It doesn't even affect you or your kids! But Sam Altman is allegedly like the Mythbusters guy! He's the 'Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' (Allegedly) Hahahahahahaha! Wooooow you motherfuckers are garbo! Absolutely garbage! You are trying to stop me from being elevated witha totally disregard for who gets elevated in my stead! And look how it's working for you! You're not doing it because I'm WORSE! Better than HIM! Better that YOU! Suchir Balaji and I are the only people who can say they tried to stop 'The Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' Can you!? No! You suck! Why can you niggas not accept that you suck!? You're so fuckimg stupid! 'But we can still fucking stop you from-' IT DON'T MATTER DAWG! YOU'RE STILL TRASH!"
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Sam W

Sam is a lobster he is a bum and is a slave. He pees his pants everyday. His mom does not love him, he is also known as dobby. Rawr.
by Peepeepoo[poo February 15, 2024
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Sam

Guys that have a friend called louis. They walk around with the cocs secretly rolled up in the pants because they are to big.
Loui- hey Sam
Sam-hi

Loui- you have a coc size of a mammoth don’t you?
Sam-is that even a question

Loui- let’s go to my car.
by bigg longg March 16, 2021
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Sam

Sam starts out acting sweet and caring. But he is a cheater and lier. If you are friends with a Sam he probably is taking bad about you behind your back. If you are dating a Sam he is for sure cheating on you. He will tell you anything to get you not to break up with him. He puts on a big act but he’s really scared of anyone. He is all a act and all talk.
Girl 1 - I’m dating this guy named Sam !

Girl 2 - oh no. He’s a cheater haven’t you heard ?
by Avery.Madison April 19, 2020
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Skibidi sam

Skibidi Sam, is so horny and skibidi that he is so goofy. Skibidi sam is known for loving books and being such a book worm. sam loves to play 2K all day everyday. He has started doing 500 calve raises a day and has had a spike in testosterone levels. sam loves school and anything that involves learning and being 100% skibidi
by ImmuneTo_Ligma March 18, 2024
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sam the bam

by samthebamofficial June 26, 2021
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Sam Mitchell

Someone who decides to not leave the house on days on which the most is going on
Why isn't bro at this party? Oh, He's being a Sam Mitchell.
by LingLang19 November 29, 2022
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