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Dutch Treat

After hitting the Bareburger, you take a trip to Amsterdam, have a few more Doritos and root around in the Ox Box. Clogs are involved.
Should we try the Dutch Treat or the Blue Dream?
by Mïtphläpps June 2, 2021
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Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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dutch swan

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm whith one leg up, while the male holds his own penis(reach around leg for better results).
Mustang and Sally try dutch swan because why not!?
by Dreamscrusher November 1, 2017
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Dutch Rum

Dutch is a closeted homosexual who dresses like an E-Boy. He cannot keep a girl for more than 5 seconds. And airdrops micro penis pics
Are those two males making out the must be Dutch Rum’s
by IsaacGilespieeeee November 13, 2019
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Dutch Marnix

The funniest, most charming guy you'll ever meet. Never fails to brighten up the room, and is friends with everyone, even when he doesn't have to be. He'll make any girl wish they'd fall in his arms, and any guy want to be him.
Wow, I wish I had a Dutch Marnix in my life. That'd fulfill me.
by Tara Moore December 16, 2018
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Dutch Dunk

When someone takes a filthy steamer in your drink while you go to the bathroom
Bailey went to the bathroom to freshen up and Jasmine did a Dutch Dunk in his Mojito hoping he wouldn't notice.
by Black Thorn November 4, 2022
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Dutch Hotbox

Where you hotbox under a quilt, usually with a bong to not spread ash. Sort of a mix between a Jamaican Hotbox and a Dutch Oven.
Damo: “Cunt, I did a Dutch Hotbox last night, ripped like 7 billies and got so fucking fried”

Bazza: “Oh you sick cunt
by greguloid February 17, 2022
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