After hitting the Bareburger, you take a trip to Amsterdam, have a few more Doritos and root around in the Ox Box. Clogs are involved.
by Mïtphläpps June 2, 2021

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm whith one leg up, while the male holds his own penis(reach around leg for better results).
by Dreamscrusher November 1, 2017

Dutch is a closeted homosexual who dresses like an E-Boy. He cannot keep a girl for more than 5 seconds. And airdrops micro penis pics
by IsaacGilespieeeee November 13, 2019

The funniest, most charming guy you'll ever meet. Never fails to brighten up the room, and is friends with everyone, even when he doesn't have to be. He'll make any girl wish they'd fall in his arms, and any guy want to be him.
by Tara Moore December 16, 2018

Bailey went to the bathroom to freshen up and Jasmine did a Dutch Dunk in his Mojito hoping he wouldn't notice.
by Black Thorn November 4, 2022

Where you hotbox under a quilt, usually with a bong to not spread ash. Sort of a mix between a Jamaican Hotbox and a Dutch Oven.
Damo: “Cunt, I did a Dutch Hotbox last night, ripped like 7 billies and got so fucking fried”
Bazza: “Oh you sick cunt”
Bazza: “Oh you sick cunt”
by greguloid February 17, 2022
