A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.
Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.
by Abendego July 29, 2014
Get the bag troll mug.Troll (v) an action taken by Michael Manzi (n) in efforts to piss people off and confuse them. On other occasions it is to make them laugh. No one really knows.
by sofiademasi September 27, 2017
Get the Troll mug.A celebrations or festivity with friends and loved ones to gather together and watch the trolls movie among other great films.
by Flaminmemes February 26, 2024
Get the Trolls Movie mug.Its a very fat overweight obese person on my front end preventing and or displacing the very thin and or attractive women. On the plus side as a survival mechanism and to keep from being abused by the other males attracted into the same space by various connections and associations she is deemed less attractive and less likely to have sexual inytercourse with much to the same effect as the observers. Blobby trolls are not gender specific and don't look like ungly trolls from the stories and or the movies and are more just unattractive to me from a "funn to have sex with perspective" and are last resort for breeding and or mating and or procreation purposes.
All those blobby trolls I have been subjected to work with and go on dates with in the past because the employer pay salary algorithm is so poorly judged, calculated and designed have put me off work paid work and dating applications to the point where I don't receive money anymore and I don't date. They so fat and obese too, and there's nothing that I know ho to do to fix it but they right in my square area work office and room allowance allocation. Its so frustrating. Surely there's a larger budget for shrinking the obese people like various slimming clinics? I know the gyms don't work. The buildings just get crowded out by mobs of variety.
by Patrick the Purple Starfish November 3, 2022
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by Thequeen2018 January 9, 2018
Get the Troll mug.A bitchy and immature girl. In some cases often assumed as a lesbian because they have little to no guy friends, But the truth is they masturbate to pictures of Justin Beiber.
Person 1: Hannah is very cute should i ask her out?
Person 2: Hell no I hate her shes such a fucking troll.
Person 1: How so?
Person 2: She pretends like every guy in the world has AIDS, she hugs and kisses her girlfriends so fucking much! I wonder if shes a lesbian?
Person 1:Nah I heard her talking about Justin Beiber with her friends saying how hot he is.
Person 2: Hell no I hate her shes such a fucking troll.
Person 1: How so?
Person 2: She pretends like every guy in the world has AIDS, she hugs and kisses her girlfriends so fucking much! I wonder if shes a lesbian?
Person 1:Nah I heard her talking about Justin Beiber with her friends saying how hot he is.
by Hahahanoobs August 31, 2010
Get the Troll mug.When one has been trolled for so long and so hard that they don't even need to be trolled anymore. They just keep posting text walls of gibberish, providing the troll who enacted auto-troll a priceless victory.
Thing 1: You see SilentRuin on the forums lately? Baron just posts a word or two and SilentRuin spends hours typing responses.
Thing 2: Yeah, Baron's really got him set on Auto-troll.
Thing 1: I've never seen someone on Auto-troll so hard!
Thing 2: Well, Baron's the man.
Thing 2: Yeah, Baron's really got him set on Auto-troll.
Thing 1: I've never seen someone on Auto-troll so hard!
Thing 2: Well, Baron's the man.
by s1 October 23, 2012
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