Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

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Sam fathergil

A kid with a lot of girlfriends

Why is he such a Sam fathergil

by Yywthd January 3, 2019

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Sam

The biggest Fortnite sweat of all time. He loves bolls and would do anythimg for a boll.

Sam sweats up to 7-12 hours a day.

by bollegutt December 17, 2018

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option Sam

A scenario in which 2 buttholes are available. You then use one for a pocket and one for normal operation's. Your pocket should be held in with a butt plug(obviously)

Friend 1: Fuck where am I gunna put my shmeckles?

Friend 2: Just go with ‘option Sam’ gurl

by Jajabinksjaja January 28, 2025

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A man who will fucking ruin your life and drag you along in all his shitty lies and mistakes. If you are dating a Sam get rid of him now or he will take you down with him. If your Sam and your reading this, I hope that it gives you hell.

Girl 1: I’m dating Sam
Girl 2: Oh the lying cunt that ruins everyone’s lives?
Girl 1: YES!

by rangapubesareyum March 6, 2023

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