The act of having anal sex without emptying one's bowels beforehand with (most commonly) a man over the age of 75.
Damian : "Me and Winston had a cheeky rusty screw while his grand daughter was in the other room!"
James : "Wow, I can't wait to have my first rusty screw"
James : "Wow, I can't wait to have my first rusty screw"
by LargerThanAverageDave May 07, 2023
1. The act of intercourse while a woman is on her period.
2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.
This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.
2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.
This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.
by drankinzailor January 06, 2019
Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
by Sk!n August 30, 2024
by Genghis Gock April 06, 2024
When you let poop crust on your butthole and girl gives you a rimjob. Causing the debris to fall into her mouth
by Mussell applebald March 04, 2024
A cowboy hat that has seen many stampede party's.
A worn-in cowboy hat that has the option of looking really cool or really gross.
A worn-in cowboy hat that has the option of looking really cool or really gross.
"Look at her sweet rusty charrie!"
"That is the ugliest rusty charrie I have ever seen! Oh my!"
"That girl has no clue that her rusty charrie is disgusting"!!
"That is the ugliest rusty charrie I have ever seen! Oh my!"
"That girl has no clue that her rusty charrie is disgusting"!!
by El Bremaulty July 07, 2009
by timthepigman June 05, 2022