Russian Alligator

When you pull out of a girl who is laying prone as you are having sex with her, you cum on your stomach and chest. She lays there until it dries then she picks it off and eats it like potato chips.

If you love me, you would do the Russian Alligator

by PEEGARGLER September 13, 2025

Russian Teacup

noun:
1) A teacup originating from Russia.

adjective:
1) A word or phrase that has no double meaning or innuendo.

verb:
1) 'searching for the Russian Teacup' is the act of trying to find a double meaning or innuendo in something that doesn't have one, usually for comedic effect.

1) Guy 1: Man, this is really heavy..

Guy 2: That's what she said!

Guy 1: Dude, get your head out of the gutter, you know that was a Russian Teacup.

2) Guy 1: And then I opened her jar...

-silence-

Guy 1: Yeah, I was trying to think of an innuendo for that but I don't think it has one...

Girl 1: Me too, I guess we were both searching for the Russian Teacup.

by Stooojj May 3, 2013

Russian Drill

A form of torture where you drill into a persons gums. It is usually used as a form of punishment in eastern Europe by gangs and mafias.

Joe: Did you see what happened to George? he got Russian drilled.

by zommbz April 8, 2024

Russian road-head

Instead of the passenger performing fellatio on the driver, "driver blows you!"

I got Russian road-head last Tuesday!

by Slayerwolf359 June 5, 2021

Russian blooper

When a guy puts his boogers in a girls vagina and eats them out

I gave a girl a Russian blooper last night after the bar

by Yungkilla5 September 21, 2015

Russian disinformation

What you call all stubborn facts that don't agree with your world view

Dude who believes in the earth is flat: yay the earth is flat. I won't believe anything else.

Normal dude: uh it's a scientific fact that the earth is round!

Flat earther: everything you said I disagree with so lets call the fact that the earth is round Russian disinformation! Yay the earth is still flat.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2022

Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022