Get a fake bf

Get a boyfriend for the week. Ask a close friend if the want to fake date for a week.
You cant tell ANYONE.

Girl: Hey. I need to get a fake bf. Do you want to date for a week.

Boy: Sure. But dont tell anyone

by Ra3v3n June 19, 2021

the fake gracie jones 2nd channel

she is some kind of mean user and everyone terimates her

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THE FAKE GRACIE JONES 2ND CHANNEL

by jayon jahn June 30, 2021

Fake Flakey McWhingerson

A person who says they're flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.

See also: John Rivera

"John kept saying he wasn't going to Electric Zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when I made other plans...what a Fake Flakey McWhingerson! He's like a woman!"

by Acedelgado July 5, 2012

fake blem

The act of trying to blem without a cigarette or a joint, but pretending to satisfy your cravings.

Yeah bruv he was fake blemmin da junkie

by Analrupturer October 18, 2013

Fake Cow

An older women who has breast implants.

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"

by KittyCatPower February 9, 2012

fake valentine

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine

Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..

by annanicole819 March 27, 2012

Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.

Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam

by Rybbo March 18, 2011