Hot hamburger sandwich

A piece of white bread that someone shits and then pisses on.

I was tired of my roommate eating all of my food so I left him a hot hamburger sandwich in the fridge.

by Notevenclosetoarealname October 24, 2023

Pulled Pork Sandwich

A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.

“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”

“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”

“What is wrong with you two?”

by Alex Simms April 29, 2019

Two check sandwich

To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.

"Hey did Paul get a layoff?"
"Yeah, they gave him a two check sandwich"

by theDunson January 24, 2019

Ultimate Bread Sandwich

A sandwich, made only of bread, that has two slices of bread on the outside, and two more inside.

I was so hungry I ate an entire Ultimate Bread Sandwich for lunch.

by Onetooththree September 29, 2019

swapped breeding sandwich

A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.

Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.

Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.

by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023

Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.

Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great

by bradyBlunderbooth November 6, 2009

Biva Sandwich Special

This phenomenon happens with you are casually taking a nice stroll to the dining hall, while simultaneously shitting yourself the whole walk, and you go in to order the following: two pieces of whole grain bread, with the lunch lady's cum as mayonnaise, your choice of chicken or turkey unseasoned, topped with a thick layer of dick cheese and pesto sauce. As you wait for your sandwich to be made, you realize you shit your pants and go to the bathroom to clean up. While you do this, you thankfully remember you need to piss in a cup so that you can bring it back and use it as dipping sauce for your sandwich. You then go on to enjoy a nice, warm, home-cooked meal! Enjoy!

" I get the Biva Sandwich Special every night at the dining hall! "

by Siva Biva July 18, 2023