Sam

a person who LIES

Person: "Oh my gosh why does that person lie so much ?? They're such a fucking SAM ."

by Randynut October 17, 2025

Sam

Sam. What a guy. He is the kindest, sweetest, most gentle soul you know. Yet at the same time, can get through a thing and come out perfect on the other side. He is trustworthy, and won't back stab you. He is kind, yet mean( in the sense that he teases you). Super funny, makes dad jokes, and has a good sense of humor. He usually has brown hair and lighter colored eyes. He is super chill, yet will defend you in any situation even if you are wrong. He is the best freind you could ask for. He loves animals, and gets all the girls. Has a love/hate relationship with school, and is popular. He knows everyone and knows exactly how to make you smile, even on your darkest days. If you ever meet a Sam, hold tight and don't let go!

Somone"is that Sam? "
You" yup! And he's the best person I know! "

by Anonymously somone November 22, 2021

Sam

They Are a Person who will always make they friends laugh. They don’t have a lot of friends Because they Are carefully choosing them

Person 1: Look! They don’t have a lot friends
Person 2: They Are A Sam

by Leolove33:) November 3, 2021

sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

Sam

A communal hoe.

THE communal hoe.
The artsy type but still a HOE.
OUR communal hoe.
The responsible older brother.

"This is sam, he is a hoe, but most importantly he is OUR hoe." :)
"sam is good at art, he must be our hoe."

by Whyaminotrealevant October 12, 2020

SAM

Sam is the series man in the world as he has the biggest cock and will lay it down on you. You do not have to ask twice he is a beast in the bed and will put you in a wheel chair.

How's sam been

He's been good he laid it down on me last night and now I can't walk.

by DADDY 101011 July 11, 2025

sam emphy

I had a Sam for my bf once... he broke my heart in collage. We had a GREAT relationship, since high school, but I broke up with him when I caught him having you-know-what with a different girl...

The love of my life, Sam Emphy, broke my heart.... <3 :(

by Aubree Laurel November 20, 2017