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George Costanza syndrome 

A mental condition in which a person blames everyone else for his own failures.
Both Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho certainly have the George Costanza syndrome as they blame the referees for every one of their losses. Real Madrid fans have the George Constanza syndrome as they claim UEFA favors Barcelona FC over Real Madrid.

Choob Syndrome 

A mental disorder caused by excessive play of world of warcraft,runescape.mosty caused by mmorpgs it is not only limited to them.The symptoms witch might indicate you have this disorder are but are not limited to:

1:Heavy game play time,around 16-20 hours a day

2:excessive use of the words noob,fail,epic fail and uber

3:easily upset even if a player does the slightest wrong move such as not killing a boss their way(even if you succeed)

4:very little patients for other players learning how to do something.

5:easily annoyed by players making stupid jokes

6:constant need to bitch about everything

7:thinking jokes like kicking someone out of a guild is funny

8:people putting thums down on this definition
a normal day playing world of warcaraft with people who have choob syndrome:

dude1:yes we killed that boss
choob1:NO! that was fail you noob you did not take down the adds first.
dude1:but we did it a new way i thought of and a knew it would work and it did.
choob1:fuck you,your ass is out of here.
(kicks dude1 from group)
choob2:look at this staff i got it SOoooo uber cool
choob1:i know dude it is, i just kicked someone out of my guild LAWLLAWLLAWLLAWL
choob2:lawllawlawl
(move forward through the dungeon)
dude2:i don't know how to kill this boss
choob2:WTF you need to know how to do this you ass hole
dude2:but this new dungeon came out today!
(kicks him from group)
(moves further through dungeon)
choob2:WTF why did you loot that
dude3:i need it for my off spec did any of you guys need it?
choob2:no,but its main spec only!
(kicks him from group)
choob1:incoming enemy!
(wipes group,first wipe)
choob2:that was an epic fail!!!!(leaves group)
(all choobs leave group)
dude4:quiters i spent 2 hours waiting to get this group to get put togeter and you all just leave half way through when we are doing all good,fucking ass holes........
Choob Syndrome by anti-antiman February 18, 2010

Renelle Syndrome 

A girl who is extremely sexy, with a very attractive face.

Tends to hang around with just one girl and can use her amazing body to attract any guy
Booty breast body Renelle Syndrome
Renelle Syndrome by lusciousbabyx December 5, 2011

ten page syndrome 

When you are writing a huge important paper that is supposed to be 15-20 pages, and somewhere around the tenth page, you start feeling like a) you are never going to finish this goddamn paper, b)everything you have written so far is total crap and makes no sense. Generally results in a paper-writing break that may include curling up in a ball and sobbing. Occurs with higher frequency at the end of the semester. Only known cure is actually getting off your ass and working. Ten page syndrome may persist until you are a page or two away from your minimum, when it will be replaced by elation and a second wind of energy.
I can't tell if my paper about postmodernism and the clam trade in Cucamonga is really a worthless piece of shit, or if I just have ten page syndrome.
ten page syndrome by alyssa August 29, 2005

Museum Leg Syndrome 

Also known as MLS. Similar to mall feet. A feeling of exhaustion, particularly in the legs, after only a short period of time in a museum. This syndrome is most severe in art museums. Although sitting temporarily eases the pain, the feeling becomes worse upon standing up.
Dude, you're really digging this Monet.
Nah. It's just my Museum Leg Syndrome was really bad, and this painting had a bench in front of it.
Museum Leg Syndrome by J Quizzay January 18, 2009

Snape Nose Syndrome 

When a person has a very large nose, similar to Severus Snape.
Girl 1: What happened to your boyfriend?
Girl 2: He left me for a girl with Snape Nose Syndrome