Her: "You want want me to give you a sloppy dallas"
Him: "It would look like fuckin lawn clippings on my shaft...Thinkin about it is making me horny."
Him: "It would look like fuckin lawn clippings on my shaft...Thinkin about it is making me horny."
by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD October 15, 2020
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Get the sloppy dallas mug.Covering your partner in garlic mayo and masturbating onto them. You then lick them clean, unaware of what is your sauce and what is garlic mayo
by Giusseppi February 21, 2019
Get the Sloppy giusseppi mug.when a clarinet or saxophone player in marching band gives you sloppy toppy so good like their instrument that you pass away
Tuba player: bro I need so gold star sloppy so bad right now
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*
Saxophone player: say no more pal, I play saxophone
*sax player gives gold star sloppy toppy and tuba player dies*
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Get the Sloppy Dallas mug.When you shit someone’s mouth and see if they can blow it through their teeth to the tune of piano man
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