Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.

Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

rusty plusty

An old fat ass

He’s a rusty plusty, over the hill and as big as a mountain.

by rbmmblnd August 22, 2022

Rusty

When an individual is no longer a delicate child but is an adult or on their way to adulthood.

Aged, matured, older, grown

Tyrone, get yo’ rusty behind up out of bed and do these dishes.

by athena411 March 20, 2021

Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 20, 2014

Rusty Lashly

"woo woo woo" here comes the feelings police to enforce feelings and not the law.

Rusty Lashley is a pussy

Rusty Lashly

"woo woo woo" here comes the feelings police to enforce feelings and not the law.

The definition of a "Rusty Lashley" is a pussy move by an ignorant tyrant.

by It's not over pig March 7, 2024

Rusty muffler

When you’re doing anal and the person receiving lets out a big fart around your dick

I was banging this chick in the ass last night and she had bad gas. Gave her the ole rusty muffler

by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022

rusty stamp

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently slapping a left and right hammer strike with a stool stained member on the hips of an unsuspecting partner (regardless of sex).

After a few too many drinks at the shooter bar, I took Annie home and posted her with a rusty stamp!

by sirlixalot September 28, 2010