The sadness Minnesota Vikings fans have for their team pretty much ever year they are in the playoffs and never get to the Superbowl.
Again, this year, there is much purple sorrow among Vikings’ fans as the team did not advance past the first round of the playoffs.
by Purplenado March 4, 2023
Get the purple sorrowmug. a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations
Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?
Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?
Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"
by Incognito doorbell October 2, 2017
Get the Purple is a fruitmug. A delightful strain of weed that will fill you with bliss. It makes you feel as if you are at the edge of reality. It is an indica based hybrid cultivated and only available in Riverview.
"bro this shit must be that purple anthrax. my fingernails fell off after one hit"
"what bro?"
"....."
"what bro?"
"....."
by b1g sm0ke numba #n1ne January 9, 2021
Get the Purple Anthraxmug. A penis
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
Get the Purple headed yogurt slingermug. by Jollikush Lawnmower February 23, 2019
Get the Purple Antelopesmug. When smack talk is taking place amongst veterans and a former service member silences the back-and-forth by asking the antagonists how many medals they have? This will leave the antagonistic veteran completely silence as they just took a "Purple Heart Killshot" to the head.
Individual asking the question must have been awarded a Purple Heart or higher.
Individual asking the question must have been awarded a Purple Heart or higher.
Uncle Colin was shit talking as usual, then out of no where, Ben hit him with the ol' Purple Heart Killshot. First time I've seen my Uncle shutdown like that.
by Fat C April 18, 2022
Get the purple heart killshotmug. Also known as “Violet Play”, the term is used to describe the BDSM activity of adding electroshock stimuli to playtime. (A word of caution, please do not engage in this type of behaviour without EXTENSIVE research, to keep yourself and your partner{s} safe.)
Man, my skin is still tingling from last night!
Was the o-time that good?
No, Shelly introduced me to Purple Play, and my nerves are still jumping.
Was the o-time that good?
No, Shelly introduced me to Purple Play, and my nerves are still jumping.
by NerysMacMorn September 25, 2023
Get the Purple Playmug.