Pink Mason Jar

A Mason Jar that an Onlyfans Girl has farted in... Sold, Sealed and shipped Priority Mail. Its extra if you put sprinkles in it.

Man 1: Dude I hope Colleen Had some spicy Tacos for my Pink Mason Jar, extra beans.
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:

Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles

by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022

Colombian Pink Eye

When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.

Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.

Steve: No shit?

Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.

by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022

Digital Pink Eye

When someone proudly shows you a photo of their shit on their phone and you automatically catch Pink Eye!

I caught digital Pink Eye when mooty showed me a photo of his turd.

by Turdologist March 27, 2022

Himalayan Pink Salt

When you blow cocaine into a girl's vagina.

Instead of Wolf of Wallstreeting that ass, use the other hole. Mine that Himalayan Pink Salt.

by BertN'Ashty February 5, 2022

Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrate.

Pink Dildo Stand

by quartz89_alt February 10, 2022

Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrates..

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by quartz89 February 11, 2022

Pink pony in the room

An issue that one pretends it doesn’t exist. Tension between people.

Let’s address the pink pony in the room.

by Donda Donda September 28, 2021