You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?

Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

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pay attention to when I process moving the left side of my body with my right lobe and I will kill you

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

side cup

When a cup “already out” in beer pong is made, the thrower chooses a person to dance for a whole turn.

HA! Side cup Jimmy, Dance bitch

by JoshuaD2344 August 29, 2020

Side Hole

a hole in the side

"Damn whiteney, what's that in your ass"
"Oh just my side hole, wanna lick it?"

by penguinita January 3, 2017

side helping

Like a serving on the side of your meal, a side serving of food or something random.

I took an extra side helping of food with my dinner.
I do enjoy a side helping with my lunch

by anonymous January 14, 2022

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

on the tilt side

When you have had a few drinks; are slightly impaired by the consumption of alcoholic beverages; are in a state of drunkenness that is less noticeable than tipsy. Similar to buzzed, except less of an enjoyable situation, and more a state of impairment.

'Robert probably shouldn't be the one who drives to the grocery store, he is a little on the tilt side.'

by misterdos April 28, 2020