lunch break

your teacher and your librarian are having sex in the bathroom

teacher: lets go on a lunch break ;)
librarian: sure baby lets go

by meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! May 8, 2018

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Breaking the Stick

1: (v.)- To break up a relationship; the breaking of a connection.
2: (v.)- To snap a twig.

1:

Ron: Yo, things have been seeming rough with Jack & Jill, how do you think they're doing?
Nate: Jack told me she's too clingy for him, he's trying to break the stick. He's gonna break up with her tonight.

2:
Ron is planning on jumping on the branch, he'll be breaking the stick.

by Nu Jerzy Devil May 3, 2010

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Shake and Break

Attempting to play BrickBreaker on your Crackberry device while on the subway, in the backseat of a NYC cab driven by a complete lunatic, off roading, etc...

To improve his BrickBreaker skills, Mark began to train underground on the 1 train, become a master of shake and break

by McShanowitz December 4, 2010

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Mommy Pee break

The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.

Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"

Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"

Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?

Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."

Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"

Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"

Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

Jacques: ...

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018

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