neck

saying something that's really stupid and doesn't make sense.

"wait zayn left one direction?"
"boi that's a neck you stupid"

by halseyhes September 8, 2016

The neck thing

A strange manoeuvre performed by a person in which they obstruct the blood in their carotid artery using their thumb and index finger whilst cradling their chin with their hand.

Example 1: Jaydyn: Look at that guy, he’s doing the neck thing! Haha

Alex: Haha yes that is funny. Look at him

Example 2:

Amanda: What’s he doing with his neck?

Craig: That’s the neck thing. It helps with glandular fever apparently.

by DanglyGuy May 12, 2025

Neck

to commit suicide

Bro my girl just left me, i wanna neck.

by Lou s. Hole February 6, 2023

Necked

To pass out, either from extreme tiredness or while under the influence

Did you see John after the party? He was necked on the front lawn!

by pseudosae December 26, 2020

Red-Neck-Dreaming

When your broke, living in a trailer, or deployed with turds what can ya do -Red-Neck-Dreaming!

First step in getting out of the trailer park is your dreams, red-neck-dreaming.

Larry-The-Cable-Guy would approve of these dreams.

What is that redneck M@rty Jewe!! doing up there on that tractor? Don't worry he will get back to work soon, he is just Red-Neck-Dreaming for now.

by iflyjewell September 8, 2024

Neck Jizz

The neck jizz refers to a subcategory of the strong pull-out game. It is a form of male ejaculation that may occur when you hit it from the back. Thereby, the jizz shoots out so paranormally strong, it accidentally lands on the neck instead of the booty.

"So how was your booty call with Dr. Baby?"
"Damn girl, he pulled out from behind and came so hard - it all landed on my neck."

"Holy fuck, I guess you received a classical neck jizz".

by Phat_Ass_Lindi January 17, 2022

neck knot

Someone who is very annoying and won’t go away. A bit like a knot in the very back of your which is nearly impossible to get out.

Person 1: hey, omg That new girl is sick a neck knot!
Person 2: oh you are so unlucky, you basically can’t get rid of them!

by Bubbly Mango July 6, 2021