mud vagina

A recently used anal sphincter that one wishes to proctiate with during ass play.

Carl and I are going to hit up Taco Bell and maybe after he can make love to my mud vagina.

by Alexis_Texas May 08, 2017

Mud smashing

Anal sex wherein there is fecal matter in the anal canal

Dude, last night I went in for anal and ended up mud smashing.

by Fuck1000 March 07, 2017

mud toes

When the woman shoves her toes up a man’s butt then pulls them out for him to suck on them

“Hey, how was Susan after the bar last night?”

“She was weird, she liked having mud toes when she’s drunk”

by MagayHomies January 30, 2024

mud spike

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.

The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!

by Butch the fisherman June 25, 2003

Mud Bunny

When a girl (usually white) likes going into the mud and drinking Twisted Teas.

That girl is wrestling around in the mud, she must be a mud bunny!

by Zootyz April 24, 2024

mud garden

You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden

Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden

by Jimmy neutron boy wonder February 01, 2017

Nepalese Mud-Missle

same thing as a blumpkin, minus the toilet

I landed a huge Nepalese Mud-Missle right in the middle of Walmart psrking lot just before I made this Urban Dictionary entry

by UncleBlumpkin June 07, 2024