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metal dan

The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.
wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.
by the killing man June 25, 2024
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Baby Metal

Babymetal (Japanese: ベビーメタル, Hepburn: Bebīmetaru) is a Japanese kawaii metal band consisting of Suzuka Nakamoto as "Su-metal", Moa Kikuchi as "Moametal" and Momoko Okazaki as "Momometal". The band is produced by Kobametal from the Amuse talent agency. Their vocals are backed by heavy metal instrumentation, performed by a group of session musicians known as the "Kami Band" at performances.
by Juniper loves jupiter December 10, 2023
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metal burrito

a metal burrito is a time in the day when people or your friends, shove you in a locker and hold it closed.
me: that jerk in our class gave me a metal burrito at lunch.

friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back
by trappedinschool4ever November 12, 2019
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Teen-metal

Metal music that is not true metal but instead music for teens. Bands like deftones for an example are teen-metal as opposed to true metal like Slayer.
"Well I listened to the song friend, at first I like instrumental but then the lyrics come on and I am like bro. Wtf is with this teen-metal, you need to grow over your teen-metal phrase friend. Listen to real metal music like Metallica or Winger and not those poser bands."
by Reggie Greathead September 15, 2023
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Metal

Satan's cries.
1. Iron Maiden is real metal. So it Pantera.
2. Evanescence, Limp Bizkit and whatever the fuck Linkin Park is, is not metal.
by JAMALJAMAEL420 October 16, 2025
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Team Metal

A Delta Force team consisting of team leader Sandman, gunner Truck, marksman Grinch and all-around Frost.
Cleared New York's jamming signal tower, disabled a submarine, rescues the US Vice President, braves the Paris toxin attacks to get Makarov's man, then tried to rescue the Russian President's daughter.
Died when a diamond mine collapsed on them.
Team Metal are the oddball group you ever see.
by Kay Tutan Tayo June 24, 2019
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Screamo Heavy Metal

A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.
A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.

Dante : "I listen to My Chemical Romance."
Sarah : "So you listen to Screamo Heavy Metal!?" :O
by V1CE-H3RO July 30, 2021
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