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P-Monster

P=pussy
Monicker given to a nerdy guy who is either getting more sex than any of his friends or is getting next to nothing . Nobody knows for sure because the guy is Irish and so are most of his friends. If a man becomes known as a P-Monster he will be called "P Monster" for life. He is either a pussy and gets none, or he gets tons of pussy
Here comes the P-Monster!
by maalimP May 24, 2018
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gooey monster

Issa very very spooky monster that lives in yo crib
by Gooey monster December 19, 2017
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eddie monster

Is another wording for widow peak.
Girl you got a Eddie monster.
by Crazy ratchet facts January 9, 2018
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Monster mudbuster

When you and your friend shot gun a bfc (big fucking can) monster fallowed by a shot of vodka then tag team your girlfriend until she looks like a mud puddle then you probably die of a heart attacks and fall in the Mudd puddle
It's Friday night mike what do you say we go to my house for a monster mudbuster.
by Prince Charles E May 2, 2018
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Sausageburger monster

Tasty juicy delicious nice yummy food

That not many people like
Ugh I love sausageburger monster
by Sausageburger monster January 13, 2020
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Monster house

Let’s be honest, you hate when this happens.
by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 6, 2020
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The Cokie Monster

This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.
Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.

I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.

I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.
by Who stole my shoes? April 20, 2020
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