mike is a very hot boy from England, at just the age of 2, his mother left the family. Mike is one of the main characters on the hit tv show FGTEEV. Mike also has his own social media on many different platform such as, Instagram, TikTok and reddit. Even though the show that he is most recognized on, FGTEEV, is family friendly, mike likes to branch out and make questionable content. Mike has a girlfriend that he has been dating for more that a year! Mike is also twins with his little sister Lex. Mike is really mad at Lex right now because she stole his eyelashes.
Omg did you see that one really questionable picture on Mike Smiths Instagram page! Fgteev mike is hot
by lukssc November 15, 2023
1.When you take one big ass bite of your Wendy's T-Rex Burger violantly and out of a spontaneusly action often influenced by extreme munchies.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.
2. Or: You are a famous boxer who is influenced by an excessive use of cocaine ...and bite of a chunk of your opponents ear.
1. "Yoo Stephen don't you look at my burger like you bout to take a Mike Tyson Bite of it!"
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."
2. "Damn this dude must be hungry af when he starts eating goddamn ears! That was one nasty Mike Tyson Bite."
by Plain ¥ogurt February 12, 2017
mike jones
Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.
None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
Mike jones is a „ud“ user that frequently posted between 2004-2006. Based on his posts it is safe to say he is a black male in his late 50s to early 60s now. This Assumption is based on his post about the „NWA“ which is a hip-hop crew that found their way in business back in 1986. He also used the N-Word which led me to the conclusion he might be a POC. (If not, shame on you Mister!)
He also seemed to be pretty active in the ladies world when he was still young and thriving considering the amount of posts where he talked about b-words and allat stuff.
None of this matters though as my real and only intent of my post is but one:
Punch 'Em Poker.
Sir you said in 2004 that this kind of Robin Hood Like Poker will be popular all around the world in a few years?
I am verry sorry to inform you that it is not.
Never heard of it.
Never seen anyone playing it.
I think you may have misjudged its potential as a well-known card game.
Maybe this poor judgement was induced by your lack of experience.
Since you were presumably 30-35 in that time period I cant really be sure though.
All in all: I just wanted to inform you about the misssing success of this horse you bid on so greedily.
„Mike Jones really knows Hip-Hop.“
„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
„Yeah. But he has poor judgement when it comes to alternative poker games.“
by Sheldon dooker May 18, 2025
by mikesbigolbooty April 15, 2024
A football player that is a D1, 2 Time State Champion (#70 Michael “Mike” Hurst III) that played Center and Long Snapper for Belleville, MI in High School which would go on and play D1 College Football for the VMI Keydets during the 2023 Season playing Left Guard and Center as #76. He would go on and get his name “IRON MIKE” for his crazy attitude, killer mentality, love for the game and taking pain like it was nothing. Every Home Game, all 500 of his fellow “Brother Rats” (People of his Class) would chat his name loud and proud. IRON MIKE HURST was a pure stud and is one of a kind, never to be forgotten.
by Joneslitfs February 17, 2024
by A yank May 26, 2021
An elderly grey haired old goat of a man who pretends to his peers that he works but actually does sweet f.a. and gets caught out regularly.
I can't believe Rest day Mike said he was working even after we caught him in the kings head getting leathered
by Dren88 August 13, 2023