by Derk maxer February 29, 2024
Get the Derk maxing mug.Max, is a kind person who gives good advice and cares for those he trusts. He won't give up easily and sometimes needs a friend who is there for him. Maxes are often quite smart, dirty-minded, and act dumb because they think it's funny. They hang out with the worst people but are there for you. Most Maxes are too scared to speak up to a girl if they like her but prefer the other way around. Maxes are highly emotional and are teased for the dumbest things. If you meet Max, stay with him. He'll be the one to turn that frown, upside down.
Girls: Holy shit it's Max...
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.
Friend: Hell yeah.
Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.
Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.
Girls: dammit
Girls: I want to talk to him, but it's so hard!
Max: (with friends.) Women are weird.
Friend: Hell yeah.
Max: but you gotta respect them.
Max: Most of them are cute. -ish.
Max: like the ones behind us *looks back* That are staring at us.
Girls: dammit
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The people who are just piece of shit and they dont exist in real world and claim themselves as a well known person in small area.
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