March 11

A day a great handsome man with a name starting with X was born. A really funny guy and uh yeah. His butt is very big not going to lie, trust.

oh btw Liam is gay for him, if you were curious

Some random girl: GYATT 😵 💫
Some random guy: GYATT 😵 💫
X guy's best friend: hey guys that's Xa---- and yes he was born on march 11 duhhh

haha you really thought, and no its not Xavier or whatever😜

by NtrepidGamer March 8, 2025

March 4th

Non-national fuck your girlfriend day

Person: babe come here
Person’s gf: Why?
Person: It’s March 4th now come here

by Gasgasgasgottasteponthegas March 2, 2024

March 31st

National do whatever your gf says day

Bob-hey baby
Grace- its march 31st u have to do what i say
Bob- damn

by Hdiwnd dslslln March 30, 2024

March 25

The person born this day has a puppy face.

Person 1: Hey I was born March 25
Person 2: Oh wow. It makes sense why you have a puppy face then.

by Ur_mom69. December 12, 2021

MARCH 26

Slap your Opp day

MARCH 26 SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR OPP

by Abbymom March 5, 2025

March 10

National kiss your gf day. Weather you’ve had your first kiss or not, kiss them!!

Hey you should kiss your gf
No not today

But it’s march 10th
Fine

by anonymous March 10, 2022

March 5

the day where you gotta send nudes!! (march edition)

A: it's march 5!!! send nudes!!

B: hold up I'm sending you something spicy ;)

by beguleo March 4, 2024