porch lady

Porch lady sits out on her porch, scanning and looking for anything worthy of gossip. A snooping master, she knows all and can rival any cat in a stare down.

That porch lady Ms. Martingale is one nosy bitch, she told my wife I was banging the neighbours daughter.

by Chris Markenson October 24, 2017

Bird Lady

Bird is a street term for cocaine. The bird lady is a female who heavily sells cocaine.

My mom's the bird lady. She's flipping the birds all day every day.

by bitchwebangin April 19, 2018

lady jacket

Slang for vagina under certain conditions, kinda. Similar to how "raincoat" is used for condom. But instead of a condom you're putting a lady on your penis.

Also can be used to describe your current lover. (ideally your female lover). Although slightly crude

I'd like to try on her lady jacket.

Wanna be my lady jacket?

by Holdonletmegoogleit April 19, 2018

Lady Gaga

the person attention seeking. have a powerful sound.should make a pop album again.

Lady Gaga concert was awesome!

by mynickisnickiminaj October 25, 2017

Lady Bod

When your lady body is no longer what it was. The unsettling and unfathomable phase your body enters into after the age of 25.

I am having trouble accepting this lady bod.

I can't eat carbs after 4PM, I have a lady bod.

by RayneOcean June 2, 2017

lady basement

Slang for vagina

Stop it your flooding my lady basement.

by Brew2w June 6, 2017

lady dot

Name for a period

"I just got my lady dot"

by Swagmoneycoop July 8, 2017