Aussie Kangaroo kick

The act of kicking someone as hard as you can in the nuts and then hopping off like a kangaroo

Fuck did you see ol cunt face at the pu. The other day pinched the waitress on the asss? The bitch “ Aussie kangaroo kicked him “ leaving him there stunned for two different reasons one was him wondering why did she do it and the second wtf is with her bouncing / hopping away from me after wards

by MR_SUSPECT March 7, 2024

Fishy Kicks

When fish swim, they kick their feet back and forth

The scuba diver swims using fishy kicks.

by Oday1234 February 10, 2022

dick kick city

Noun. To be kicked in the genitals exceedingly hard. Used specifically within the context of a pro-wrestling match, often used as a heel/villain tactic to illicite boos from the audience. Coined by Brian Zane of Wrestking with Wregret.

MJF took CM Punk to dick kick city as soon as he put his guard down.

by DeadInKayfabe April 13, 2024

Kick Fetus Day

This day is to get back on the girls for Kick Dick Day on the 17th October this day will take place where you can kick a girl him her fetus

friends realise it’s kick fetus day and see’s a girl walking past
like ya fetus g
*kicks girl in the fetus*

by like ya fetus g October 1, 2020

kick router

When someone turns off their internet connection to escape having to deal a situation in an online videogame

YO TOM FUCKIN KICKED ROUTER ROGHT WHEN HE WAS BOUTTA DIE, WHAT A BITCH!
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing

by Better call jesus christ December 26, 2022

Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.

Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.

by eartherygubb October 1, 2020

kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles

Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop

by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020