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Michael Jordan

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Jordan Ross

Both Inspires and creates fear among the people who hear it spoken allowed
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Jordan

Jordan has a massive penis that is at least 12 inch's and has a godly six pack. Jordans are most compatible with Y. He also gets alot of head and sex. They the best at sexz
Jordan is a fire person.
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Jordan Ross

A name given to someone of great power and influence
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Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
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Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.
Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.
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Jordan hirsh

A great Baseball player that will make it to the league easily. No doubt in my mind
Jordan Hirsh is a player that is great
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