Jordaning

The act of reading someone's message and not replying. Twice as effective if they have read report on. Similar to ignore text

Guy one: Dude, you know that chick frame the bar last night? I got her number.
Guy two: That one? She went for you?
Guy one: Yeah, but she's totally Jordaning me.

by Anon poop May 9, 2013

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Jordan

The King of Canada, and the hottest man alive, a person who has atomic rizz

Jordan rizzed up 40 girls

by Rizzer6942939 March 7, 2023

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Jordan

JORDAN???!!

Tamweez: "Have you seen Jordan?"
Don Balconi: "JORDAN?!!"

by notslurry November 21, 2021

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Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.

Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.

by Salish Matter March 23, 2024

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The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

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I won't let it happen Jordan

You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.

Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

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