January 6

Topsy turvy day

*is January 6th*
Once a year we throw a part here in town
Once a year we turn all Paris upside down
Every man’s a king and every king’s a clown

One again it’s topsy turvy day

by I have 10 fingers August 23, 2022

January 26

National bully layan day

"It's january 26"
"ok and?"
"national bully layan day, loser"

by Layan_kh January 25, 2022

Slap ass January

Slap ass January slap all the ass's

I love slap ass January

by Diggidedigdy1987 January 5, 2020

Just jerkn't january

First month of Sigma year, where guys test their true dedication to this act. For a whole month of january men are prohibited from jacking off.

Mike:"Yo did you just start Just jerkn't january?"
James:"Yes I want to test my true limits."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

January 31

January 31 is national ask your crush out day!

So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!

Its January 31!
Yeah?
Will you go out with me?
Yeah!

by Amira Ocean January 30, 2021

January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023

January 9th

The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born

Wow she’s born on january 9th she’s so attractive!!

by urban dictionary officiL November 25, 2021