by Ron with a bong March 25, 2022
Get the Dutch Strawberrymug. 
by Dutchhoe469 August 14, 2023
Get the Sheldon dutchmug. by Steely foxe May 18, 2014
Get the dutch hurricanemug. A Virgin or sexually inexperienced male wearing a yellow wig at a drag show who swears he is straight.
by JayneDough86 February 9, 2022
Get the Dutch Maidenmug. A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).
That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.
by SL44 April 21, 2018
Get the Dutch and fuckmug. When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
Get the dutch glove triggermug.