Elephant Hoof Pants

A type of pants that narrows at the knee and then flares out at the ankles. A literal translation of the Italian term for bell-bottoms.

Joel: "Hey Neddo, check out these awesome flare pants I bought for hella cheap at Montagnola."
Ned: "Yo dude, those are some kick ass elephant hoof pants!"

by jpshmoove March 17, 2008

tiny pants friend

a small penis that's hard or not

guy 1 :yo man my tiny pants friend is waking up
guy 2: Is it hard?
guy 1: of course dude

by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

run your pants

To run your pants THROUGH MY HAIR

RUN YOUR PANTS!

MONEY NOW!!
YOU!

by LottieTommo28 March 26, 2022

Eat Pant Day

On May 10th, it is national Eat Pant Day! This day was inspired by Soothouse. On this day, we will patiently eat each others pant as a nation.

Hey, John. It's eat pant day!
Thanks for reminding me Billy!

by Ya Like Plasma? June 4, 2018

emo pants

When emo kids wear really baggy trousers that expose far too much of their underpants. More often seen in emo boys - the pants may also be emo orientated e.g bright blue with stars on or similar, they aint your average Calvins anyway! Therefore emo pants are the type of pants you see on an emo kid who should pull his damn trousers up!

"Seriously that kid should pull his trousers up, I can see far too much of his emo pants"

by rock_one July 27, 2006

fill your pants

to shit your pants, but when it is not yer fault; like when I was between 3 and 8 years old, my older cousins would not allow me to use the toilet, by locking the door on me forever, and Iwould be forced to fill my pants. That would get me in trouble because I was considered too old to fill my pants...onetime at a family get together, I was left no choice but to crap in the front yard of my own house, and I got in trouble for that too...fukkin bastard cousins.

"What's that smell, Jeff did you fill your pants again ?"
"Daddy, Kim & Ricky locked me out again !"
"We did not, he filled his pants !!"

by JeffFro November 10, 2006

Helen Keller Pants

Women's pants that are extremely tight and completely display the shape of the female genitalia including but not limited to the vulva and labia majora.

Look at Sally's new Helen Keller Pants. They are so tight, they scream read my lips.

by chazzzzzz January 1, 2007