Dutch Loven

When you are going down on your lover under the covers and they Fart. Causing you to be automatically Dutch Ovened.

Your girlfriend is under the covers giving you head and you let out a big stinker then yell out Dutch Loven

by Perthite August 24, 2011

Modified Dutch Oven

Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.

Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>

by vinnypo3 March 19, 2011

Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.

I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.

by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021

Dutch sauna

When you poop and don't flush then proceed to have a very steamy shower

Wes had a Dutch sauna the bathroom still smells

by Kylino123 May 19, 2016

Dutching

When your obsessed with Dutch boys

Omg he’s so cute I heard he’s dutch
Girllllll your Dutching

by MayaandChristian September 14, 2019

Dutch Pinkeye

The act of farting on your partners face when they have their head off the side of a surface they are laying on (i.e. bed or couch) whilst sucking your testicles.

"Dude, what happened to your girlfriend's eyes?" "I accidently gave her Dutch pinkeye."

by NavyGravy September 27, 2023

Philosophical Dutch rudder

When 2 or more people are arguing about a topic when neither person are making a point to sway the other’s position; however are enjoying the fact they are hearing their own position of the topic.

“I was in a philosophical Dutch rudder in class you won’t believe where he came from!”

“You want in on this philosophical Dutch rudder or are you good?”

“So mid philosophical Dutch rudder this guy drops the n bomb and people came at him from every direction after that”

by Mdarkside July 26, 2024