dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.

Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.

by trumpblows April 24, 2022

Dutch

Normally a last name, belongs to absolute dickheads who just want to shank girls and who are super involved in masturbating, gossip, butts and boobs.

'Dutch is such boy... he is great at getting the g spot...'

by OldHankyBoy April 11, 2019

dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.

i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

Grungy Dutch

A Grungy Dutch is a dirty dutch oven. Where in someone with an unwiped bum farts or poop farts under the covers and pulls the covers over someone else's head.

She was nagging me all day so at bed time I gave her a Grungy Dutch.

by BadGuy99 October 21, 2023

redneck dutch oven

When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out

Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven

by Indabutt June 10, 2024

dutch meatball

When a girl is on her side, one leg up, and you jam your balls inside her pussy and let them stew a little bit, while getting stroked off at the same time.

It was a wild night, and after a few shots, Celeste wanted a Dutch Meatball for dessert.

by Woobey February 14, 2025

Dutch on a rug

When you are eating a girl out and she farts.

Last night I was in bed with a girl and smelt something and I think she was going Dutch on a rug.

by Christianlikesrimjobs April 27, 2016