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The Facebook Grenade

Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere
I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.
by John Amsterdam December 27, 2009
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facebook tuff

Meaning a tough guy on facebook but when you see them in person they act scared.
Drew on facebook: ill fuck u up bro.
eric on facebook: wow, your so facebook tuff .
by erock75 September 23, 2013
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facebook frenzy

When you have been gone for a few days and hear that something big has happened, then start frantically searching, commenting, and chatting on facebook to find out what happened.
I was gone from school today and I heard there was a fight so now I am on a major facebook frenzy.
by coolgyingman February 10, 2010
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Facebook Graffiti

The act of going onto someones wall on Facebook to post random ideas/topics or things that mean nothing at all.
Dude, that weird guy keeps Facebook Graffiti 'ing you. I think he likes you.
by Drakenfire May 3, 2010
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facebook sap

When you say something on your wall or private message that offends someone whether its directly/inderectly you end up silencing the person for a long period of time while their anger, hate and rage builds up to the point of going postal on internet forums.
Lvl 80 rogue just facebook sapped your ugly ass.
by FoeSquares January 13, 2010
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Facebook Fine?

When you find some guy/girl that take good looking pictures, and then friend them so you can get to know them; and then when you meet them in person they look like hell on a face and don't look nothing like their pics.
Chris: Yo wats up with that fine chick you found yall kicking it or what.
Brian: I had to drop her because she was only facebook fine?
by J_MONEY_FLEXXIN November 13, 2011
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facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.
dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!
by gars9004 January 22, 2010
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