Facebook Minimalism

Minimalist facebook activities. Like having a silhouette of a willy for your profile picture, one word status in gibberish, or under ten friends. A serious movement which is gaining momentum in the UK.

Anonymous: "woah! silhouette of a willy for a profile picture!"

Anonmymous: "Aaaaah. Facebook minimalism IN ACTION YEAH BABY."

by TARASOGA August 16, 2011

facebook frenzy

When you have been gone for a few days and hear that something big has happened, then start frantically searching, commenting, and chatting on facebook to find out what happened.

I was gone from school today and I heard there was a fight so now I am on a major facebook frenzy.

by coolgyingman February 10, 2010

facebook fink

Someone who turns you in to your parents or school with information gleened on FB.

The snitch weasel ratted me out to my Mom after seeing photos on Facebook that I wasn't really sick that day. He's such a mama's boy facebook fink.

by Sara Bellhum April 7, 2010

facebook sap

When you say something on your wall or private message that offends someone whether its directly/inderectly you end up silencing the person for a long period of time while their anger, hate and rage builds up to the point of going postal on internet forums.

Lvl 80 rogue just facebook sapped your ugly ass.

by FoeSquares January 13, 2010

facebook tuff

Meaning a tough guy on facebook but when you see them in person they act scared.

Drew on facebook: ill fuck u up bro.
eric on facebook: wow, your so facebook tuff .

by erock75 September 23, 2013

facebook misdirection

When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause

I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night

by Zale1738 February 18, 2010

The Facebook Grenade

Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere

I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.

by John Amsterdam December 27, 2009