french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.

I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!

by MattsRight August 15, 2013

french trap

When you go in for a kiss and there is suddenly someone else's tongue I'm your mouth.

Friend: "Christine, how was your date with Tommy?"
Christine: "Everything was great until he caught me in a French trap at the end..."

by ElNumro23 October 07, 2015

french fish

A special massage in France in which a fish is attached to your penis and sucks it clean

Can't wait to go and get a french fish!

by penismuncher3000 February 25, 2015

Tristan French

Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad

Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy

by Samtheman61 January 25, 2021

french couple

when the man is shorter than the woman in the relationship

someone: oh she’s in a french couple!

by banananananna6926 December 28, 2024

Chester French

Using one's tongue to floss betwixt another human's toes. Typically performed as pre-coital foreplay among incestuous peoples.

"YEEEEEE! Give 'er the ol' Chester French! Those toes are filthy..."

by Splorpy January 24, 2021

“Are you French?”

When someone says we (like wi wi in French) when they are not part of the current situation so you reply saying “are you French?”

“Are you French?” Meaning you are not involved with the situation

Bryan-Yo can we go get some food?

Marcus-Are you French, you are not coming with me.

by Appletree327 December 30, 2024