Facebook Literalist

Someone who takes jokes and humor in facebook status updates way too literally.

"I posted on my facebook status that I was so exhausted that I needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. My sister read it and called my mom and told her I may have a drug problem. She's such a Facebook Literalist."

by DinNYC May 9, 2010

Facebook Upgrade

When something is changed and called better but is really made worse and less user-friendly; a downgrade. Usually irreversable.

Bill: Dude, have you seen the new MSN? It's total crap!

Jake: Definitely a Facebook upgrade then.

by Aniki20 January 11, 2011

Facebook Minimalism

Minimalist facebook activities. Like having a silhouette of a willy for your profile picture, one word status in gibberish, or under ten friends. A serious movement which is gaining momentum in the UK.

Anonymous: "woah! silhouette of a willy for a profile picture!"

Anonmymous: "Aaaaah. Facebook minimalism IN ACTION YEAH BABY."

by TARASOGA August 16, 2011

Facebook Entertainer

When your sole activity on Facebook is to comment or respond only to major events, rather than consistent / daily updating. In other words, you come out much like a clown, magician, or mathemagician and only appear (to post / accept invitations) at parties, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvah's.

Guy 1 - "Hey man, did you see the video I posted yesterday?"

Guy 2 - "Nah man, sorry, I'm strictly a Facebook Entertainer"

by DaKensta August 17, 2010

Facebook bomb

When a (most of the time attractive) girl or guy uploads a (profile) picture on Facebook that gets a massive amount of likes or attention; stirring up the social networking community.

Yo bro did you see Alexandra's new profile picture? She's looking so good. 100+ likes? 36 comments? A Facebook bomb was dropped today.

by TxTau1856 May 21, 2013

Facebook Whore

Somebody who posts numerous statuses/pictures just to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.

Deb: Did you see Ashley's posts last night about her getting engaged, being pregnant and eating delicious pizza?

Leif: Yes, she's a Facebook Whore.

by xxLGEND24xx April 9, 2013

Facebook Stalker

A mentally ill pathetic idiot who is obsessed with someone else and posts stupid crap on their wall every single fucking day, without giving them air to breathe. Not to mention a like on every picture the stalked posts.

facebook stalker, stalker

by Raven Whore June 24, 2014