cum sow

A slovenly thottie worth nothing but toppy
Loved for her body and mouth that be sloppy
Ass is so fat & tits on abundance
Tattoos & piercings will leave you in suspense
Hit her with two pumps (lil pump!), Tell that ho "Ciao!"
That's a wench I like to call a. . .

Lord Farquaad: Like brethren, thou will not acknowledge what mythical beast my celebrated scepter doth sundered¡

Jebediah Jones: Mi Lord, I am rather galvanized by your proclamation.

Tyrone from 3rd St & Patterson: Which chicken came to roost?

Lord Farquaad: Lady #$!*&//_.% , she exhibeth symptoms identical to that of a cum sow.

Tyrone: Always wipe yoself with a ShamWow! after piping a cum sow.

L(*o*L)
Jebediah Jones: Indeed_//!

by L.1.$.H. aka Lemon Butter Lish June 5, 2018

Cum Chewer

(Noun) An individual who talks a lot of shit, fast. Their lips moving at an alarming rate which causes “smacking” sounds, simulating the sound of chewing loudly. disgusting saliva oozing from their gums like cum. Hence- Cum Chewer. Often used to describe someone who spits when they talk.

Jamal: damn nigga, did you see Tyrone going on and on about the fuckin’ basketball game he won?

Philip: Yeah, he was raving about it. I could feel the spray all on my face every time he said “bathsketball”. What a Cum Chewer.

by Dick Man Bebe April 23, 2018

Cum Weed

When I get upset I can't put my peepee in cheese butt and then eat a dandelion

"plz let put peepee in butt."

"No go cum weed yourself bitch"

by Lesly bean March 27, 2020

Cum Saddle

The state of which a male has ejaculated whilst his girlfriend is in the cowgirl position and it forms a viscous pool between his sides and her thighs.

"I rode him so hard he had a cum saddle by the end of it, it wasn't my first rodeo"

by junebuggg April 24, 2020

Cum Yoghurt

A delicious snack to have on a Tuesday
You can eat it hands free or with a spoon

Hmmm yes, I’ll have a cum yoghurt for my lunch today

by Willy on a Tuesday February 13, 2020

Cum Slug

When girls vagina get super creamy and she drags it across the floor leaving a trail.

She cum slugged on the floor after I cream pied her last night.

by Officialspydaman March 14, 2020

Cum scoop

A tool used to remove the cum out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!

by Truffleshuffle4l March 20, 2020