Card game shenanigans

A game made by Alphaeus where the card game is extremely unbalanced, but the game isn't for competitive, its for fun

bro that round of card game shenanigans was so fun!

by Yo why lowber November 5, 2025

Cardiac reset

Revival as a latent avant-garde concept that disturbs empirical occurrences at any given moment. A sealed cryptic doctrine.

'This arena full of heretics was spray-painted red after that cardiac reset.'

by A.S. Asan November 19, 2025

Cardeo

A communal stick of deodorant that is left in the car for quick use

I need to use the cardeo

by eddiemo1120 December 13, 2025

Cardi P(igeon)

When you're walking by outside and suddenly hear a pigeon or so go "okurr"

Cardi P(igeon)
Did any of you just hear that musician, cardi, cardi P??

by persinnime December 24, 2025

hard card

your driver's licsense

"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"

by shabangabang February 14, 2008

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

Deployed Card

Using the fact that you are or are about to be deployed to cheat on your girlfriend or wife.

I caught Sam using the Deployed card. He thinks because he is in Iraq, he can cybersex a lot of women behind his wife's back.

by Sakeenah October 10, 2009