cum lighter

When you put your cum in a lighter, then let a girl light a joint with it so she ingests your cum without her knowing.

Yeah she tasted my cum last night?

Oh she sucked your dick?
Nah I let her use my cum lighter

by 303hoodlyfe May 16, 2018

Cum Stallion

When you slather your fist in semen, and then shove it up her pussy, for the purpose if impregnating,but mainly for fun.

I just gave my wife a good cum stallion.

by TheMoistGinger May 18, 2018

Cum Chewer

(Noun) An individual who talks a lot of shit, fast. Their lips moving at an alarming rate which causes “smacking” sounds, simulating the sound of chewing loudly. disgusting saliva oozing from their gums like cum. Hence- Cum Chewer. Often used to describe someone who spits when they talk.

Jamal: damn nigga, did you see Tyrone going on and on about the fuckin’ basketball game he won?

Philip: Yeah, he was raving about it. I could feel the spray all on my face every time he said “bathsketball”. What a Cum Chewer.

by Dick Man Bebe April 23, 2018

Cum Weed

When I get upset I can't put my peepee in cheese butt and then eat a dandelion

"plz let put peepee in butt."

"No go cum weed yourself bitch"

by Lesly bean March 27, 2020

Cum Saddle

The state of which a male has ejaculated whilst his girlfriend is in the cowgirl position and it forms a viscous pool between his sides and her thighs.

"I rode him so hard he had a cum saddle by the end of it, it wasn't my first rodeo"

by junebuggg April 24, 2020

Cum Yoghurt

A delicious snack to have on a Tuesday
You can eat it hands free or with a spoon

Hmmm yes, I’ll have a cum yoghurt for my lunch today

by Willy on a Tuesday February 13, 2020

Cum Slug

When girls vagina get super creamy and she drags it across the floor leaving a trail.

She cum slugged on the floor after I cream pied her last night.

by Officialspydaman March 14, 2020