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My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P
You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!
by QuacksO July 10, 2023
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Boob bump

When you bump your boobs together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".
That was sick... BOOB BUMP!!

Let's do a boob bump!
by LingDanc803 July 15, 2023
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3 boobs

Yeah, I mean, there was a chick who did that already.
Hym "Yeah, no a chick did the 3 boobs thing already but I don't really advocate for cosmetic surgery so... Your body is fine. It's fine. If the technology isn't congruent with safe and effective or non-damaging surgery then you're volunteering yourself as a guinea pig for unnecessary surgery until the technology gets there. So, I don't know, maybe relax a bit on the surgery, ok?"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
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boobs

holder
i use my boobs to hold my phone, my candy bars n other random shi its mad helpful n im glad im not too flat chested to use dem as a holder
Tina: Hey Jenn, What do you use your boobs for?
Jenn: Eh, it depends where i am. If i’m in my bed with a cami, ill use them as holders. If i’m with my man, they are being touched and held. and lastly if i’m out i most likely leave them alone. What about you?
Tina: Woah…C-Can i touch yours?
(CLIFFHANGER)
by girlywitdagap August 9, 2023
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Boobs

Proof that men can focus on two things at once.
Girl: There's no way a guy like you can focus on two things at once.
Guy: *stares at her boobs*
Girl: What are you doing??
Guy: Proving you wrong.
by Derpity Merpity August 31, 2023
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boob sunglasses

When a man (or woman if she is into this sort of thing) is laying down face up and a woman with large boobs approaches and places both her bare breasts on the eyes of the person laying down, shading them from the "sun". Although similar to "motor boating", this is solely the choice of the female with the boobs to provide "boob sunglasses".
Hey my lady really cares for me, last night she gave me boob sunglasses.
Or....
Dude, I was sleeping and this chick walked over and just gives me the boob sunglasses... what an awesome to wake up!
by Boobsare4fun September 1, 2023
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International snap your highest snap score a boob day

Send your highest snap score friend a picture of your boob to show how much you appreciate them.
Happy international snap your highest snap score a boob day! I appreciate you!
by Foxy Dingo September 14, 2023
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