boner checkmate

To force a man to achieve an erection, whether through immense attractiveness or unwanted physical contact.

"I took one look at Kellie and, well, it was Boner Checkmate."

by Jkeith May 14, 2014

No cock boner

Basically, when you get hard, but don't have a cock.

HOLY SHIT MAN I THINK I HAVE A CHOKING KINK! YOU JUST GAVE ME A No cock boner

by S E N I P* June 12, 2022

Poner Boner

A poner boner is a common name for an asexual man who is not turned on by woman, but rather by ponies. Not necessarily cartoon or real, but overall. These people are often found sitting with legs out wide and two hands covering th inside of the groin

Person 1- "how was your day at school?"
Person 2- "Well during lunch someone turned changed the channel on the Tv to my little pony and I got a huge poner boner!"

by Kenya.Swallow March 9, 2015

withdrawal boner

To experience random, non-provoked boners as a result of not masturbating for a long time.

No-nut-November is really getting to me man. I'm already getting withdrawal boners.

by joethenotsohoe November 1, 2017

Mystery Boner

When your penis becomes erect for no apparent reason.

Guy 1: I just got a mystery boner man!
Guy 2: Cool!

by HookTheGamer December 22, 2017

Boner Bummer

A sexually teasing moment on TV, movies, and real life that ends before it get enjoyable/good. Sexual disappointment

The movie had one hot scene, but it was a Boner Bummer

by Jonas hoss August 16, 2015

Boner Deal

Reaching arousal through a business transaction.

Donald Trump commuting sentences lets him achieve boner deals.

by BLACKSWAN July 12, 2020