cowboy bird turd

The act of cuming on a girl then proceeding to spit your wad of chew on top.

My girlfriend was being a bich earlier, so after I fucked her I droped the "cowboy bird turd" right on her stomach!

by anarnie November 10, 2010

Kentucky Bird Bath

A childhood game where two or more participants take turns throwing up into each other’s mouths.

Mrs. Masterson’s first-grade field trip to the museum was canceled after Noah, Liam, and Charlotte engaged in a three-way Kentucky Bird Bath.

by Bungo Baggins April 23, 2018

early bird special

The act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him--preferably involves tugging on the penis with the mouth, as in "the early bird gets the worm."

Girl, my man never had it so good. Just this morning I early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!

by eightycarrots January 5, 2009

All that bullshit's for the birds

means no one gives a rats ass about what you have to say and its all just jackassery

Grandma: Mikey clean your room!

Mikey: grandma All that bullshit's for the birds im the boss

by Regulator22 November 6, 2010

dickey bird

i am a dickey bird. alex is a dickey bird. a few other people are dickey birds. fridays and mondays are called 'dickey bird days'. we raise our dresses and say 'gep!!' or something like that.

its dickey bird day! gep! *raise dress*

by katie (the cosmic food[broccolli]) August 29, 2003

Da biggest bird

Da biggest bird is a term people call themselves when they wanna kiss men like genuinely go all in.

Adrev: ayo bruh im da biggest bird i love that mario madness and men

by Moody bot ;) January 2, 2023

Klingon Bird of Prey

When you clean your plate at Captain D's and they give you a sucker.

Cory executed the Klingon Bird of Prey on New Year's Eve.

by PoolHallian January 8, 2009