righteous asshole 

a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone

haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"

righteous asshole by heccarina June 18, 2018

torqued asshole 

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities

I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex

torqued asshole by NtotheD October 9, 2018

Proximity asshole 

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

Proximity asshole by Coidesal November 1, 2018

Poultry Asshole 

The receiver/stuffee curls up on the floor like a roasted Christmas bird, the giver/stuffer lubricates their arm with butter and various seasonings while grabbing a handful of mixed veggies (can also substitute trail mix) and inserts stuffing into stuffees asshole.

Bro last night my girl let me give her “Poultry Asshole” for Christmas!

Poultry Asshole by BigDaddyThunder January 28, 2019

Flat asshole 

Your buttcheeks are so spread apart that your ass hole flat

Brittian you have a flat asshole

Flat asshole by Magsw13 February 13, 2019

MAJOR ASSHOLE 

The biggest asshole in the world
Name starting with A or B

The biggest asshole ever with a name starting with A or B
Bradley is a MAJOR ASSHOLE

MAJOR ASSHOLE by Duckface01 August 17, 2019

Swampy Asshole 

When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.

I just woke up with some swampy asshole

Swampy Asshole by Lord Cri Cri September 14, 2019